What National Day Is On Your Birthday

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bubblybloodsailor:

moustache-glasses:

tumblino:

asteriskk:

bootyassassclappingbootyshakin:

nnykhol: 

Come and Take it Day… GET SOME

Comic Book Day.
awwwwwwwwwww yeah 

Teddy Bear day.

Weeeeeeelllllllllp.

punk for a day B-I

ugh

National Chocolate Milkshake Day 

I FUCKING WIN.

National Potato Chip Day

uh

National Angel Food Cake Day

FUCK YEAH LET’S GET FAT

Threading The Needle Day 

really

Leprechaun Day

KBFSKJVBFDSNJVB,JFDBVLKFSBVHKB HK

 Swap Ideas Day 

lol 

Supreme Sacrifice Day.

WHAT

Angel Food Cake Day

oh sweet

Plan Your Epitaph Day 

oh

Trivia Day and Humiliation Day

oh.

National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day

Okay..

November 26 is … Shopping Reminder Day 

uhhhh. okay, i’ll be sure to tell my mom this so I can shop all day.

Fire day

How surprising… I’m kinda afraid of fire. 

Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

Is that even a thing to do.

occult day

… somehow i’m not surprised…

(via equalist-in-yo-pants)

Source: old-war
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    21 of December… National… Sex day..? What? Okay.
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    International Polar Bear Day. :)
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    National Suckling Pig Day…. :/…xD
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    Gunpowder Day, that is Guy Fawkes Day. Love my B-day
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    Christian Feast Day…. Hoooplah!
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    Veteran’s Day.
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    International No diet day! hahaha like I was going to anyway…
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    hopelessromantic369: Sep 27….Crush A Can Day lol
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    September 22…National Hobbit day. I apparently share the same birthday with Frodo and Bilbo…YESSS.
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    I already knew that May 4th is INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!
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    September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day Awwww yeeeaaaah
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    The link’s broken, so I looked around on the internet. So June 9th is either Donald Duck Day… Or National Sex Day...
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    national chocolate puding day! YES! my next birthday cake will now involve it, to celebrate!!! *happy flailing*
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    Easter |3 *trololol there’s something weird about that*
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    January 13 National Peach Melba Day TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS
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    Pack Rat Day O.O
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    Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales WHAT.
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    fire day yes yes
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    Festival of Popular Delusions….. great….
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    12th May is International Nurses day. Sounds like something in the Silent Hill games.
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    February 28 - National Pancake Day!
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    National Beheading Day OK
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    September 13th… National Peanut Day? :O Okay then…
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    October 21 is….. Pumpkin Cheesecake day. yesssssssss
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    June 22 is national eclair day. my first initial is E and my middle name is Claire. wat
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    July 28th NATIONAL MILK CHOCOLATE DAY!
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    August 21 is … National Spumoni Day
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    10/25: Punk For A Day Day Makes sense.