The Fast and the Fedoras (A blog of lame gags)

so, my friend and i were talking about grammar memes, which led her to remind me of “Stop clubbbing, baby seals!” which made me draw this. my friend added the clock and named him “Fishy Flav”. and then i wrote a stupid rap:

Bitches love bad boys

and bitches love babies

so bitches gotta love me

cause i might be a seal 

but i’m a baby G

and all you fellas who think you’re a G

best be stepping outta my sea

cause i roll with polar bears bitches don’t mess with me

cause revenge is served cold in the artic sea

this is fishy flav and if you don’t know what that means 

back the fuck up cause ain’t no one ballin as me

no really i’m round and proud

my rhymes and me we bounce around

gonna take you to court ain’t you sorry now?

Get your ass handed to you by fluffy and round

and you’re so shocked you can’t utter a sound

you’re like “whoa seals can’t talk”

bitch they do now

so if you think you’re tough enough to make it rough for a baby G

get your punk ass up and challenge me

just don’t be cryin when you go flyin

into that iceburg where you sink like titanic courtesy the polar bears and me

so bring it, G